| | Oh now that I've tasted blood,
now this wine seems to thin.
People Annoy Me...
Ok maybe just the shitty LA drivers. There are a few people in particular hate more than others though...
1) The Mexicans in the gardening trucks. Why must you drive 60mph in the fast lane?? Move the fuck over and let other people through dumbass. I know you just got into the country and don't want to break any rules but keep you truck in the slow lane. It also benefits you because if a lawnmower falls out of the back you only have to go over one lane to the shoulder!!
2) The old people. You BARELY see over the top of your steering wheel and you are a slow driver. Why do you think it's ok for you to get on the freeway? You don't even look over to merge. Do you decide the time is right based upon gut instinct? Or do you just not care anymore? Don't look at me like I'm the asshole for honking and reminding you there is someone in the lane next to you.
3) Asian women. What's up with the welders mask? Seriously. I know you just got off the construction site but please I'm sure that has to limit your damn field of view. It's small enough already you don't need to fuck it up even more.
4) People who leave their blinkers on. Shit or get off the pot. You're afraid of commitment aren't you? You drive along for three miles with your blinker on and riding the line yet you never make it over. Is it that scary? Would you rather miss your exit than moving over seven feet to switch lanes? I hate you.
5) Bro's in lifted trucks aka Flat Billers. You're obviously overcompensating for something with a truck that could scale Mount Everest. Plus you never even take it off road you fucking poseur.
6) Ricers. Yes I drive a WRX. No I don't want to race you. Eat a dick.
Everyone else I can more or less deal with. If I see a guy coming up behind me fast, I'll move over and realize I'm being a retard by holding up traffic. I have curtains making anything past the driver and passenger seat a giant blind spot but I've never been honked at for making a close call lane change.
Gah!! Sorry I just had to vent.
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| | Posted 8/6/2008 8:17 AM - 37 Views - 6 eProps - 3 comments
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